Recent reviews by EZBRoDSEZ

COMPLETE BITE OFF OF OVERWATCH, YEAH ITS FUN, BUT SIMPSONS DID IT.

STARTED THE GAME, MADE A HIGH ELF ADJUCATION WIZARD FEMALE, WITH A PENIS B. MY BOY MADE A FIGHTER, HALF ORC, AND I BELIUEVE HE ALSO HAS A PENIS B. RAN AROUND THE MAP TALKING TO EVERYONE, EXTRACTING AS MUCH DIALOGUE AS POSSIBLE, THEN JUST CHOOSING TO KILL THEM. MY BOY GOT ONE OF HIS EYES GOUGED OUT TRYING TO REMOVE A SLUG. GALE TRIED TO MAKE A MOVE ON MY BOY IN THE ASTRAL PLANE, MY BOY DENIED HIM ( I FEEL IF HE WAS PLAYING 1 PLAYER, MY BOY MIGHT HAVE MADE A MOVE ON HIM ) , THREATENED A GOD LATER ON CAUSE WE DONT TAKE NO ♥♥♥♥, SHE KILLED US ALL, ENTIRE PARTY GOT MOLESTED AND ENDED THE GAME CAUSE THE AMOUNT OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DISRESPECT WAS UNCALCULABLE TO THE DUNGEON MASTER.EPIC LORE, EPIC STORIES, EPIC GAMEPLAY, EPIC BATTLES, EPIC NUDITY, 20/10, GAME OF THIS YEAR AND ID SAY FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS. IF YOURE A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE, AND I DONT SEE BALDURS GATE IN YOUR GAME LIBRARY, MEANS YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO A VULVA A WHEN SHE MADE YOU.

GO ZEUS, AND WHENEVER YOU SEE SOMEONE LOW, HIT R.

Bought the game, bought Freddy. Ravaged the souls of survivors, kicked a bunch of gens and tricked them, with fake pallets. Usually get " nice tunneling, great face camps, why did you slug us ? You know thats RUDE ??? " LOL they just mad. So they try and make up special rules and regulations on what you can and cannot do. ♥♥♥♥ that tho, we slugging, tunneling and owning survivors by any means necessary. #GETGUDNUBS

GOT AN ELEKTRO SPAWN. CREPT PAST THE ZOMBIES LIKE A BOSS. GOT TO THE FIRESTATION. LOOKED AROUND DIDNT SEE ANYONE SO I LOOTED INSIDE. FOUND A FIREAXE. AND SOME ROPE. HEAD OUT, AXE IN HAND, TOWARDS POLICE STATION. GET THERE, HEAR SOME TWEENS INSIDE. I ENTER THRU THE BACKDOOR, AMBUSH THEM KILL A GUY WITH A FULLY LOADED M4, AND TAKE OUT HIS 2 FRIENDS WHO HAD AK'S. I THEN CUT THEIR BODIES INTO MEAT AND LEFT IT THERE FOR NEW PLAYERS WHO CAME IN. MET A NAKED BLACK GUY NAMED " OTIS " AND KEPT HIM FOR A PET. 100 / 10 WOULD PLAY AGAIN.