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35 of 72 (49%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 5:24am

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 5:50am

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 5:50am

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 5:50am

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 5:50am

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Rockin'

Learned a password.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:46pm

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 8:55am

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:45pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:46pm

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 7:32am

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 5:50am

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 6:06pm



Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.