Recent reviews by Garfield

I always wanted a roguelite pegging game, and this is pretty good too

Already notice that it seems that the rewards dont add up? Like I would get tomatoes or roses thrown at me and at the end it doesnt count it to the score thing? I guess they coded it to be the first thing people touch to be on the score system, but you guys should make it so roses and tomatoes that are used towards you should be counted no matter what

The Mouse Company of Capitalism and Monopoly has done a good! I thought this was gonna be a cash grab type of game, but this actually has quite a bit of love in it, alternate paths and secrets completely everywhere, brings a quite of bit of replay value also. Simple and small, I hate the water level.

Still waiting for the first epic mickey

Such beauty
Such grace
I want a monster
to sit on my face

demon titties

Imagine dying

Imagine playing this game

I see no difference

Imagine this, you wake up in a cell with one other man, the man looks dead and you have no idea how you got into there. You have a note and it says "toes or no" you notice the man nearby has shoes on and you dont, you walk towards him toes with your bare feet on the cold, rough ground. Every step you take, you feel a dark gloom over you, getting colder and colder the more you spend time in the cell. The man breathes out "Liick the tooeeessssssssssss." You do as he says, the cell moves with every lick you make onto his dark, muddy toes, but not only does it move, you also feel something you never really felt before and that is "LOVE." Which i have for this game, keep it up and I can't wait for the updates!

Pretty great game for wasting your time away

Except when I'm on a F***ING 1 ON 1 WITH SAM (from Sam and Max) CAUSE HE KEEPS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOLDING AND WINNING MONEY WHEN HE GOES ALL OUT THAT LITTLE ♥♥♥♥ DOG WITH A NICE LOOKING HAT And... chissled abs from the heavens above....

that aside, love this game and how youu can upgrade through actually playing the game, instead of buying it with real money, from what I see with other poker/pinball games

At first it may seem as a hotline miami copy, from how they betray it in the video and the pictures, but it is definitely not a hotline miami copy. This takes high amounts of patience, skill, and puzzle solving, with some wierd occurances every once in a while.

My little problem is that it can sometimes get fusturating, and every once in a while there is a glitch, but the glitches don't ruin the game.

Overall a very fun and strategic game

I love the artstyle, but it does not feel like a game that costs more than 50 cents. Might as well buy it now for 15 cents....