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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 1:52am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 1:52am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 1:34pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2017 @ 7:01am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 7:38am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:40am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 1:54am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 7:52am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2017 @ 2:08am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2020 @ 5:37am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 4:56am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 12:12pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 11:52am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 1:54am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 22 May, 2019 @ 11:05am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 10:18am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2017 @ 12:53am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 1:53am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 10:48am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 7:20am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 7:40am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2019 @ 10:04am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 6:54am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 7:44am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 3:58am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 5:42am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 1:27am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 5:46am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 11:26am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 11:50am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 8:20am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 11:26am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 11:48am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2020 @ 9:12am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2019 @ 2:40pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 6:26am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 5:52am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:28am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 3:15am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 1:05am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 7:07am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 2:10pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 7:04am

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2021 @ 7:08am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 11:07am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:48am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:53pm



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!