Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
ㅤ* There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
ㅤ* A woman goes into a clothes shop, "Can I try that dress on in the window please?" she asks.
"I'm sorry madam", replies the shop assistant, "but you'll have to use the changing-rooms like everyone else."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

Он хочет у тебя вещь взять а не может добавить

Зачем?