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Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:05pm

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:53pm

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:39pm

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:48pm

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:48pm

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:57pm

No Escape

Strange...
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:59pm

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:15pm

Betrayal

He really liked you, man... How could you?
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:53pm

Paid in Full

Eh, no one liked her anyway.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:53pm

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:26pm

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:59pm

Stuck

Idiot...
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:59pm

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:11pm

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:05pm



The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!

Room 503

Hm...

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

Push It

Push the button. A lot.

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...

Night Duty

Worked at night.

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?

Strange Device

What are it's motives?

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

Hangman

_ _ _ _ _ _

Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

CORN

Played CORN.
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