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more fun than overwatch

before this started this game i just finished mass effect: andromeda and after a certain point, i speedrun'ed the mainstory to complete the game "just for the sake of it"

in yakuza: like a dragon i do every sidequest possible before proceeding with the main quest because i just dont want it to end...

it has been a long time since i sat there, smiling or beeing worried about what is happening on my screen - and its been a long time that ive been invested in characters that i saw on the gamecover thinking "wtf is this design" to change my mind completly into "i love everyone of them, how shall i choose the 4 chosen people for my party aaaaaa"
(last time i had this feeling was with mass effect 1-3)

now, im the biggest ichiban fan ever and im really enjoying this game, especially the sidequests. so far, just like in witcher 3, there was not one quest or minigame that didnt entertain me - all of them kept me interested and im going to 100% this game and play every other yakuza game there is.

10/10 kimchi-points

it took me 2 years of hating your game to be that desperate for an MMORPG since everyone else failed or was boring or sht that i decided to try this bug-fiesta out since it was black friday sale and - really at this point - i had nothing to lose since i was starting to avoid my computer and instead run away into reallife, working out, making friends and stupid stuff really just to not deal with the problems i had in the more important world: ingame.

with a very bitter taste ive wasted 15euros on this "game" everyone bashed since release, even the DLC was a fiasco since u get mounts behind a 30euro paywall.

once i was done skipping and ignoring a few quest dialogues and cutscenes, i realised that even on "very high", the graphics looked ♥♥♥♥. the tree's, the water, everything was not feeling 2023.

i speedrunned my way to Korinth to check out the crafting, since the combat was "okayish" and didnt really do anything for me.

whatever long story short: im still lvl 20, but im music level 204, that stupid korinth statue killed me several times since i forget that its bugged and there is water drowning people out of nowhere??? but yea, i bought the DLC to level up my musicskill to 250 and i also bought a super cute Outfit which i colord "starblue" + bought a diadem aswell since it matches really well with my nickname "Queen Aqua". i look amazing and the music-minigame is awesome. the weapon that comes with the DLC feels great and now im going to be a main Tank.

i am finally back to gaming, my MMO-void is gone and im really mad i didnt try this game earlier.
i will never listen to people's reviews anymore, thought ive learned my lesson when i bought devil may cry 5 since its "overwhelmingly positive" yea no f*** that game its overwhelmingly cringe!!!

id also like more female hairstyles and boobs

this is just what i needed <3 i love it!!
especially enjoying the dialogue and gameplay alot
Edit: its way too short for the price!! i was hoping for more than 1 boss but its really just marie... please add more bosses and quests :(((

i just finished the mass effect trilogy and a good friend of mine bought me "andromeda" as a present to fill my void after ME3 ending.
i just missed the universe and only heard bad things about andromeda, so i went in waiting for cringe

but its amazing, i have a lot of fun, i love the gameplay, i love the story, i even love the new characters and the whole atmosphere - sure, im not commander shephard in this one, but u know what? i dont even ♥♥♥♥♥ mind. its amazing and i love it.

i loved it especially mass effect 3

devs get ur asses back and finish this game

its so bad and clunky idk why its positive

If work wouldn't make me so tired, i'd play this game non-stop.
This is a Masterpiece - together with The Witcher 3, Shadow of the Colossus, Persona 5, Metal Gear Solid 3 and Dragon Age 2 one of the best games of its time.

I'd probably even put it on Number 1 just because of the replayability.

wtf is this? ive been a fan of all DMC's and this is pure garbage. i fight 3 bats, get a cringe one-liner from Nero, get a cringe line from western-weird-nerd-girl and another cutscene just to fight 3 other bats which get another introduction and another cringe cutscene wtf is this cringe cutscene fake-game? i hate it so much i would refund if i could