⚠️WARNING ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
💯📖 THIS IS NOT A TEST 📖💯
THE CRINGEOMETER IS DETECTING A
❌📡 MAGNITUDE 9 BRUH MOMENT 📡❌
ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVISED FROM GOING ❌❌❌❌❌OUTDOORS❌❌❌❌❌❌
🛡 DUE TO THE ABUNDANCE OF CRINGE🛡
THIS IS A WARNING ISSUED BY THE
🦠DEPARTMENT OF CRINGE SERVICES 🦠
THANK YOU TO ALL CITIZENS WHO
🙏🥺 ABIDE TO THIS WARNING 🥺🙏

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

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Hi I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus.