How to create Nuclear bomb

1. first grab your Uranium-238 (from amazon)
2. boil the uranium until it is a gas
3. Run the gas through a cell membrane and capture uranium-235 particles
4. now repeat until you have 33 pound or 14-97 kg of said uranium-235
5. now buy 10 pounds / 4.54 kg of trinitrotoluene
6. encase trinitrotoluene in a steel box
7. now put in the Uranium-235 inside said steel box with minimum 90% concentration
8. place fuse from trinitrotoluene to a switch (remote controlled is recommended)
9. detonate the trinitrotoluene causing nuclear fission and nuclear detonation

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