Assistant Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company Inc. Scranton Branch. I have a particular set of skills that allow me to far surpass others in the paper selling business.
-Intensive Surveillance Training
-Former Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy
-Black Belt in Karate
-Master of Seduction and General Espionage
-Extensive Agricultural Knowledge
-Exceptionally Above Average Memory
I was born on the Schrute family farm; due to my exceptional memory, I can recall my birth with high accuracy.
The Schrute family farm specializes in the production of beets. My cousin Mose and I oversee this production as of late. However, my life remains dedicated to providing the best possible service to Dunder Mifflin customers, as if I do not treat them with the utmost respect and keep them notified on the lowest prices, then that leaves a blemish on the beautiful record of the Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch. One such blemish that I must continue to persevere in the removal of is one Jim Halpert, who has made it his life goal to delay my progress through the ranks of Dunder Mifflin.