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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:41am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:01am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:29am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:33am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:51am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:03am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:58am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:26am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:29am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:53am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:58am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:03am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:35am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:44am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:30pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:12am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:41am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:28am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:50am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:30pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:10am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 6:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 4:50pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:00am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:50am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 5:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:13am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:13am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 11:23am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:00am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 11:22am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:30pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 4:43am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:45pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 1:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:26am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:42am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:37pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:09am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:02pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:55am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:52pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 8:55am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:34am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:44am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 3:44pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:40pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 3:41am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 1:44pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:43am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 2:40pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:42am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:44am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:00am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:21pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 12:28pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:58am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:48am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:48am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:50am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:15am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 3:50am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:40am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:45am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:19am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 2:37pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:15am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:49pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 7:14am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:50am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:25am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:12pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:08am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:30am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:43am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:58am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:53am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:34am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:06am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 12:37pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:28am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:45am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:08am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 11:06am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 4:45pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:09am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:48am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:08am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 3:50am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:06am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:41am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:28am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:31am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:50pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 2:42pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:09am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:09am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:41am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 10:41am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:28pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:34am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:05am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:09am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:41am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:41am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:37am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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