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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 10:20am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 2:36pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:39am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:37am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 4:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:11am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 3:16am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:39am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:58pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:48am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:54am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:54am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:33am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 11:04am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:14am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:29am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:32am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:42am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 2:01am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 2:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:30am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 11:34am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:23pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 2:01am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:31am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 1:17am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:24pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 3:16am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:22am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:48am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:18am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:31am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:42am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:31am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:55am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 6:33am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:14am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:26am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:18am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:24am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:53am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:33am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:24pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:03pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:25pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 11:02am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:47pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:16am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:16am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:29am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:00am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:00am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:26am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:19am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 10:21am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:07pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:14am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:15am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 4:17am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 1:24pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 11:43am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:33pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:20am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:33pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:31am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:09am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:39am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:09am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:18am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:58am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:30am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:38am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:21pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:01am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 11:11am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:03pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 5:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:28am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:06am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:49am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:27am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:20am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:01am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:14am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 12:57pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:59am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:21am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:14am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:03am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:03am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:38am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:16am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:03pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:22am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:23am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:47am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 9:57am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 2:33am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:32am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:19pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 2:32am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:40am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 11:48am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:11am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:59pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:49am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:20pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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