"When am I ever right about anything?"

"I need a gun that has gun aspects"

"Why are you letting the guy who only speaks Japanese, answer the pager?"

"Is this a cheese?"

"Yo, yo excellency"

"Ben is Bambi, and I killed his mother"

"I can do better than Hitler" *Say in lisp*

"Ben you're an adorable hentai"

"Guys don't run out of gas or you're dead...guys I ran out of gas..."

"This is why I'm gonna have the military pay me to kill babies!"

"Muda teo" "What does that mean?" "I have no idea..."

"Hey, you know Initial D..." "You are treading on thin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ water."

"I'll snap you like a twig you twig."

"What the ♥♥♥♥ is malt?"

"Do you want to smoosh lower body parts?"

"There is no such thing as a unnecessary drift!"

"Why are you homeless?"

"Yo, I'm just a rectangle man, I don't know what you want!"

"Hammock Gang!"

"It feels like healthy Styrofoam"

"David, what if I surgically removed all your bloods?"

"Drowning people is my favorite pass time."

"Get off of breath!"

"Burrito Time!" ... "It ripped..."

"2+2 = Fish... your silence speaks volumes..."

"Clearly these guys are dead because they're not alive"

"That's a W, we take those. More like W lite...V."

"I'll ♥♥♥♥ you....over, not sexually."