Hi guys, I'm sh1ro's manager at McDonald's, he's supposed to be on shift right now. Can you guys tell him to stop playing video games and come work? It's rush hour right now

Karrigan became what everyone feared. his eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. “are you okay Finn?” asks Ropz. i’ve never been better Robin, i see it all now, they’re not going a or b. they’re going to the lower bracket, he said before rushing b all by himself and killing everyone on site.

I’m back from my 600 seconds timeout, while i was timed out i started thinking, maybe i shouldn’t spam so much, I just wanted to say, thank you mods, thank you for redirecting my spammer life and leading me on the way to a safe chat, praise the mods!

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Who is Aleksib? For the blind, he is the new KIA minivan. For the hungarians, he is the chef. For the thirsty, he is the wet. If Aleksib thinks, I am also a frog. If Aleksib speaks, I’m yet again a frog. If Aleksib has one fan, it blows cold air. If Aleksib has no fans, it will be hot.

I've seen Donk play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After sometimes, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. "BIG" I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was DONKED.

Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. NAVI is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire ALEKSIB immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.

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This is why eSports will never hit the general public as hard as for instance soccer. the way you kids are spamming this chat is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. Seriously. Grow up

JITU ESPORTS is a Chinese CS:GO Esports organization which is based in Second Guanzhou Province (G2). They are famous with their strong T-Side and one of the best IGL in the game, Liang “Hu Xi” Wang. The strongest map in their map pool is de_airport.

Guys can you please not spam the chat.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

Hey guys, i’m Iwatunu ‘IM’ Mafubu and come from Japan, player for Nimtus Winsire. my IGL is AlheilquisiA and is usually baiting for him. I hope you guys will enjoys watching my games.

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Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeout. Due to the stupidity of my actions, I've recognised that I've learned my lesson and will no longer make the same mistake by copying and paste again. Here's to a better chat.

Hey guys huge ASTRALIS fan here. I’m currently on the plane to Katowice and can’t wait to see my boy BLAMEF destroying everybody. I was just looking at the schedule and couldn’t see any ASTRALIS matches listed. Is this a mistake from HLTV? I’ll be honest I didn’t even bother watching the Play-in cause Astralis would obviously qualify for Kato

This chat disgusts me. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. Grow up chat, grow up

One day Xantares, s1mple and zywoo went to sea. s1mple dipped his hand in the water said the coldness was 15 degrees, zywoo put both hands in the water and said the pressure is low, Xantares put his d_ck in the water and said the depth is 50 meters

Hi, ESL. It’s me, your only Viewer. For months, I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.

Is this chat filled with parrots? All you guys do is copy what the person above you wrote. Please have some originality and contribute to a smarter chat.

If GODXIC has millions of fans, I'm one of them. If GODXIC has ten fans, I'm one of them. If GODXIC has only one fan, it's me. If GODXIC has no fans, it means that I am no longer in the world. If the world is against GODXIC, I am against the world

You think it's funny to copy other people's messages do you? Well let me tell you, I, and I alone own the rights to my own messages. If you copy ANY of my messages at ANY point I will take legal action against you. Go ahead and copy this message, I dare you!

DUDE, this chat is 50% spammers and 50% toxic, i myself do not identify with any of them and i refuse to participate in this CLOWN FIESTA! HAVE A GOOD DAY

NAVI is a great team and APKS are a great team. But APKS can be much better and improve. They need to work on team fights, peeking, strafing, crosshair placement, nade throws, executes, retakes, and checking corners. They can be a top contender when they work on these and be even better

Complexity CEO wanted to sign s1mple. in order to approach him, he went to Sasha’s favorite place, Burger King. When he came he noticed Sasha immediately, it was massive guy enjoying his meal. Complexity CEO pulled over contract right away on the table. This is the story how Complexity accidentally signed hallzerk