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Leela: "We've blown out one of our engines."
Fry: "Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it... fix it, fix it, fix
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You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can never fool your Mom.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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... genuine kings tended to attract young ladies looking for
opportunities in the queening department.
(Lords and Ladies)
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When in trouble or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout.
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Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
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Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
-- Niels Bohr
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Take Care of the Molehills, and the Mountains Will Take Care of Themselves.
-- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
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