Recent reviews by 🍆Drapii Caaviidae💦

It's UwU and OwO X3

Really great game :)
Having a lot of fun playing casually 2 ppl on server. PvP sounds bit too intense.

I love sucking PP.

🐌 Greetings fellow snail enthusiasts! As a proud mollusk moseying through the virtual world of "Snail Simulator," I must say, this game is the escargot's meow! Let me slime my way through a review just for you:

🌟 First off, let's talk about the gameplay. Ever wanted to experience life in the slow lane? Well, strap on your shell because "Snail Simulator" takes it to a whole new level! From inching across lush foliage to navigating treacherous terrain (like that pebble that might as well be Mount Everest), every moment is an adventure.

🎨 The visuals are stunning... from a snail's point of view, of course! The vibrant colors and intricate details of the leafy landscapes make you feel like you're exploring a snail paradise. And oh, don't get me started on the dewdrops – they're like little puddles of snail heaven!

🎶 Let's talk about the soundtrack. Imagine the soothing sound of leaves rustling in the wind, the gentle pitter-patter of raindrops, and the occasional chirp of a distant bird. It's like a symphony for snails! Perfect ambiance for contemplating the meaning of life... or just munching on some lettuce.

🤣 Now, onto the humor. The developers have really nailed the quirky charm of snail life. From the witty one-liners of your fellow snails to the hilarious mishaps you encounter along the way (like accidentally sliming your way into a spider's web), there's never a dull moment in "Snail Simulator."

🔧 One tiny complaint – sometimes the controls can be a bit... sluggish. But hey, what do you expect when you're controlling a snail? It's all part of the charm, really.

👍 Overall, "Snail Simulator" is a shell of a good time! Whether you're a hardcore gastropod gamer or just looking for a snail-paced adventure, this game is sure to leave a trail of joy in its wake. So, grab your antennae and get ready to slime your way to victory!

🐌🚀 Snail out!

Palword ist echt süchtig machend! Ich meine, es ist irgendwie verrückt, wenn man darüber nachdenkt – dieses ganze Thema mit Tierausbeutung und -misshandlung in einem Spiel zu betreiben, es ist wie echte Fleischfarmen. Aber verdammt, das Gameplay ist einfach so fesselnd! Züchten, trainieren, verwalten – es ist wie eine ganze virtuelle Welt voller Strategie. Und die Grafik? Die ist spitze, sie zieht dich komplett in diese verdrehte, niedliche aber grausame Realität. Kann nicht lügen, manchmal fühle ich mich ein bisschen schuldig deswegen. Sollte ich mich wirklich so sehr in etwas mit einem so schweren Sklaverei-Thema hineinversetzen? Aber hey, kann nicht leugnen, Palword hat mich gepackt!

I really wish that more people were playing it but I absolutely love the atmosphere of this game!
It is an update a huge update from the Town of Salem game, Voice chat really makes game more dynamic and cool but also sometimes too quick.

In past I Had an absolute Blast playing this game! But I swear to god I'm really good at strategy games BUT THE AI IN THIS GAME IS JUST INSANE!

They come up with unlimited units and they gang up on players always! and it makes me Rage as ♥♥♥, because I love the concept but whoever programmed AI get your ♥♥♥♥ together... it's unplayable even on normal.

This game is soooooooooooo Good!
Graphic are awesome, story is cool and Yiff scenes are just soo intense <3

Wow! I didn't expected this game to be sooo much fun!
I just wish more people would play it!

This game used to be hard to play, full of grind and nonsense. This season I have given the game another chance and it's brilliant! It's so much easier to play, so much more fun time as well season pass cost just $5.