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I served 28 days on remand for saying naughty words on the internet. During this time I contracted HIV, SARS (original flavour) and the entire Hepatitis alphabet, A through E. It wrecked my career, destroyed my marriage and several house plants turned a slightly yellow colour because I couldn't water them. As part of my parole conditions, I now wear an ankle tag that remotely monitors all e-communications. They get copied through to my mother who gets the first public reply on all of them. Every facebook post, WhatsApp message and youtube video comment. I am only permitted to buy games in Early Access and I must always submit bug reports even if I've installed mods that I'd rather the developers didn't know existed.
My life is a living hell. I screamed myself to sleep yesterday.
Saying naughty words is a crime and I deserve my punishment even though it is the absolute second worst thing to happen to me in the world. The first was playing with you.