Dozer Dose
Khaled Al-Asad   United States
 
 
Now you can quit smoking and keep us from the end. Otherwise, fish balls will appear in the neighborhood and be in contact with women.

I don’t know if you guys went to the toilet yet but, you know, the toilet is where you ♥♥♥♥.

There are two fundament attitudes. Those with the first attitude set their own house on fire, those with the second burn.

s o d i u m c h l o r I d e :csgogun: :csgohelmet: :DS3_QuestionMark:

Here's another nice kid-related feature, something called: "Throw your kids at the back of the car when you're driving". If you activate this, then your kids will be ejected out on the road. Then you don't have to turn around and yell at your kids - you can just have them die.

And again I think that's going to be a huge selling point for people who never liked kid transport duties.

Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD. There are no rules in this game. In the first five minutes you shatter the boundaries of space and time when you try to leave this flower shop only to realise that you're trapped as this lady and her lesbian furry lover crawl on two planes of existence at once as she seemingly goes down the wall and towards the screen at the same time. The only way out is through this table down here and then you're back on the street where this guy yells at you, as if you just did all that ♥♥♥♥ on purpose. Sometimes when you walk down the street you literally walk down into it. I mean this looks like some kind of surrealist painting. Trying to imagine the perspective on this destroys the human mind so just don't think about it too much. Almost every building is empty and plays mildly disturbing music, except for this one where Jack Frost says welcome and promptly shows you a series of menus with no text. The whole game feels like you aren't welcome in its presence. It almost feels like the software is sentient and it's watching, trying to figure out why you're playing a Japanese Xbox game. I truly do believe that if demons can manifest themselves in lines of code, there's almost certainly one hiding in here somewhere. Oh yeah, and the battle system you can't really do anything it's like a movie. You can smack that ballsack all you want, but it's just not gonna go away. Overall, I have to say it's about as good as Persona 5 so check it out when you get the chance. See ya.
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To Open a Portal
This tool could either be extremely enlightening and life-changing, or extremely dangerous, depending on the user and their level of experience, so it is not intended for a beginner. Individuals of intermediate or expert level experience are going to be the best fit. The user must be competent in this area, understanding the implications and basic ideas behind opening a portal to any of the 7 Realms.
This is something I had initially tried to perfect for years, and kept going back and forth on, never quite sure if I should release it to the public. I've managed to work out every kink, every possible threat and since then I have been offering this as a fully functional, customized, and protected binding that will allow you to open portals to the spirit world. This is different from my universal gateway mirror in that the spirits ARE allowed to enter your space.
The user absolutely must use this binding indoors. The location of the portal is set using the stone egg, and this egg includes a Salt Circle Grid activation, which creates a protective barrier around you, and then locks down the room you are in, creating a grid from which no being can escape. This is for the safety of you, your loved ones, your home, and the rest of the world as you bring forth creatures and spirits which may need to be prevented from freely roaming our world. The beautiful, antique Chinese ocarina allows you to play several different tunes, which will be crucial to make note of and I will provide all tunes to the buyer. Each tune is going to open a different type of portal - one of the 7 Supernatural Realms, to meet with spirits and entities from the demon realm to the angelic, the world of creatures, khodam, djinn, dragons, Leprechauns, gods/goddesses, elementals, even deceased souls, and more, and an extra special tune that is reserved for ET/Inter-dimensional ears only.
The user will be able to meet spirits/entities for all purposes, from wish granting to spiritual ascension, to healing personal issues and clearing negativity, going through stages of consciousness, prospering and attracting desires, learning of the spirit world, learning of the universe, and so on. Powerful encounters and messages come through this process, and a person can gain a real understanding of how the process of connecting and binding works. I highly recommend keeping a journal with you during each session, as you will be kicking yourself later if you can't remember what they said.
Includes 1 portal stone with salt circle grid activation, 1 portal activating ocarina, and 1 spell cast pendulum for clear communications, in case it is needed for clear communication.
Atlantean Information Superhighway - life hackers dream
This Fluorite crystal holds these energies so well that you can literally see them, manifested within.

This crystal has been used, quite literally, to store information so valuable that there are some pretty serious limitations on who can be allowed to possess it. The information held here consists of codes that can be activated and utilized for personal gain. I've been calling it the hackers dream, in reference to our reality as a program of sorts, and the coding sequences that make for life, creation, and change. These codes are dictated and then secured through the help of a group of spirits of Mu, both Atlantean and Lemurian, but primarily Atlantean. The user will come to know this group, for what will be a life altering experience. What you do with this binding is essentially up to you, depending on how much you want to learn regarding the past, present and future, and how much you desire to go beyond the supposed limitations of this reality. These are the very beings who mastered science and technology, DNA splicing, crystal energy and information storage, and spiritual awareness in the physical realm. To swing on the spiral of divinity and still be a human.
Once an individual crosses over to this level there is really no turning back, so one must be prepared to see existence and life in a very different way. A more enlightened way, with few limitations on what can be accomplished, and a knowledge that surpasses what most individuals are comfortable having in their awareness. The binding does come with instructions on connecting with the spirits of Mu, and for activating the codes as well.
So what are these codes, exactly?
Put simply, a code is just the formula which allows for some form of action, to achieve a specific desired result.
This little energy and information superhighway contains the codes for a variety of things, including: the code of storing and harnessing free energy, the code for DNA sequencing and splicing, the code of INFORMATION regarding the creation of man and the universe/who and what angels really are/what is our purpose here and what we are really capable of, the code for alchemy, the code of transference, the code for lifting the veil, the code of the akashic records, the code of light, the code of sound, the code of star travel, the code of chaos, the code of geometric sequencing as the pixel of our reality, the code of relationship attraction, the code of spiritual sexuality and orgasmic power, the code of rapid learning and retaining, the brain growers code, the code of bodily health, the code of LIFE GIVING, the code of crops, the code for creation of thought form entities, the code of the golem, the code of discernment, the code of the energy protection grid, the code of earth connection (beyond what we know today of the earths power when we connect to it), the code of prophecy and clear intuitive sight, the code of spirit binding, the code of magick, the code of dimensional merging and seeing all planes in one, the code for reaching any other being whether living or dead or of a different reality, the code of the pathway between the living and dead worlds (can be used to usher spirits to the other side), the code for joining forces in material work with spirit, the code for understanding spirits, the code of runes for everyday life, the code of destruction, the code of dismantling mental and spiritual blocks, the code of thought to reality, and most importantly, what is called the creators code - this code allows for an individual to become a creator themselves, with the universal power to see anything into reality.
This code goes beyond the veil and gives an individual the ability to instantly manifest any desire. This means having control over literally every aspect of life, and creating what you desire, from the very source energy that creates the reality we stand in and gives birth to new life every second. It is the true eye opener, stimulating and opening the pineal gland to its fullest potential and making one a master over the physical and astral realms. It means manifesting any desire through thought alone, and has the greatest possible potential to make a person wealthy, famous, successful, loved, fulfilled, balanced in karma, a healer, a teacher... any sort of life path you have drawn up in your mind becomes available to you, astonishingly so. I do have some experiences that I can share from my use with this energy, although a great deal of it is very private and I guarantee you'll want to keep your secrets to yourself. It puts you on a ride that moves faster than anything you've seen before, so fast that you can barely take time to appreciate one experience when the next comes about. And these are powerful shifts every time, very shocking in a sense but always incredibly valuable and desirable. At times it almost feels like you've bitten off more than you can chew, except that you are propelled into it all with the strength and clarity required to keep it moving, without fail or stumble.
I'm not sure if this will translate but it is a similar feeling to when you get to running so fast, you feel like you can't keep up with yourself and your legs are going to give out, sending you hurdling forward.
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Thank you for the PAYDAY-skin! :dallas:
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Pretty chill. would want to be on the same team again