After a good game in CS:GO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS:GO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was excited to finally get to meet him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pinned delicately against the wall and started nibbling at my ear, I felt his hard p-nis against my thigh. Turns out he has the major gay.
Don't trust this guy.

-rep Vill inte spela dota med mig