So, you better watch out!
You better not cry!
You better not pout!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is coming, to town.

He knows when you've been sleeping,
He know when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
He has ties with the CIA.
So...
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You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
-- Janis Joplin
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The IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term "twisted pair".
-- Howard Anderson, "Yankee Group"
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Forrest Gump: "I'm sorry for ruining your party, Lieutenant
Dan. She tasted of cigarettes"
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Where you stand depends on where you sit.
-- Rufus Miles, HEW
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan
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