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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 9:18am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 10:09am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 11:07am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2018 @ 6:11am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 11:29am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2018 @ 5:20am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 11:42am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 10:59am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 10:23am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 3:35am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2018 @ 5:20am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 7:16am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 9:17am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2018 @ 9:13am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2019 @ 3:52am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 12:01pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2018 @ 6:45am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 11:18am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 9:43am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 5:48am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 11:19am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 8:20am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 8:05am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 5:45am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 11:51am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 8:01am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 8:58am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 8:16am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 5:39am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 4:29am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2018 @ 5:12am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 8:39am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2018 @ 6:31am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 8:32am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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