Recent reviews by DusselMauser

I love gta v

I absolutely adore this game, its scary while not being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrifiying. Sam regrets his actions, characters seem genuine, and there's some heartfelt moments I really like. I'd totally recommend this game, for ten bucks, it gives so much more than I expected. A lot of body horror though, so I'd avoid it if you're even remotely squeamish (a bit of a given)

I had fun while it lasted, but the idea of procedural generation, detective, and open world make you think there's more to it, when there really isn't. The detective work you do is not real detective work, you basically just pick up guns from corpses and eventually the actual detectives tell you to capture a guy. The story is short and not very sweet, its not satisfying. I'm disappointed this isn't early access, because it feels like there should be more. I wish there was more, because god the game was great while I had things to do. There is no real replayability, you restart the story and you might have some differing dialogue options to get silly replies, but the crimes will all be the same and you will follow the same path. Once you unlock everything, there simply is nothing left, and it didn't take long.

When this game goes on sale, I'd totally recommend it. Just don't buy the "Police Code 3" bundle. Police Simulator: Patrol Officers is absolute copaganda and paints the world as hand holding kumbaya more times than not.

20 hours of gametime isn't bad, but I am a bit heartbroken that it didn't live up to my internal hype. I wouldn't call this game copaganda, but at times it feels like the idea of busting corruption is mentioned far too much, while not delivering much actual commentary on real corruption, such as brutality or power-trippers. The only corruption we see is the kind that helps criminals, not the kind that directly hurts actual people. It feels as if the actual disadvantages of corruption are avoided as a topic entirely.

This game is not only police propaganda, but generally just propaganda. When I played it, there was barely any real genuine interactions. People yelled hello to me, I barely ever got real backtalk besides people mumbling and literally saying they're annoyed. There is no real aspect to this game. While you get to do the mundane things, they left out a lot of the more brutal side of police work, and the police as a whole. There is no corrupt police, there is no crime gang, there is no robbery sprees or murder sprees. This is just a mundane police simulator that explores being a traffic cop, and fails at much more than that. Don't waste your money on this game unless it is dirt cheap, and DEFINITELY do not buy the DLCs. They are milking the players to buy what seems to be cosmetics, and not much more.

I found the game at first, and my hours are from me returning to it every few months to play for 2 hours, and then leaving again. This game gives you enough entertainment to stop you from refunding it, but it doesn't try to do much more. I would recommend it only if you are looking to just relax and spend your time on a peaceful game after a long day, but I would not recommend it if you are looking for a police simulator. Do yourself a favor and look elsewhere.

It's a great game that holds a place in my childhood, and every time I go back to play it I feel like I notice more and more details about the game that just make it even more immersive.

getting beat unconscious and shanked to death by station AI has to be the best thing that has ever happened to me.