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With dedication and hard work I have reached the peak of MASCULINITY. I am freaky sick ass ghoul monster mass ALPHA MALE. I dominate the scene wherever I go and ladies can't resist me. AMA anything about training to get MASSIVE and how to dwarf other males.
He goes to sleep at 5pm for an hour, wakes up, cooks dinners for the entire month, BOOM he's down 4 days while you're still eating Twinkies.
By his day 6, you're halfway out of the bed, you're done, when you've lived one day, he's lived 25, BOOM you're toast.
Yesterday I finally found some DL 🥑 twink on grindr 📱 that claimed to be a top 😖🍆💦🍑🤤. Went to meet him at the bar 🥂 to have a few drinks 🥃 and head to his home 🏡 in order to perform sexual intercourse 🧖♂️🧖
When we went to his house 🏠 he seemed nervous as ♥♥♥♥ 😟 but was still down to pha🐏maxx 🧖♂️🧖. He put on some football game 🏈 on the TV 📺, we just sat there in silence 🤐 because that dumbass 🙅🧠 thinks I 🦩 would actually want to watch the superbowl 🦉 or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ he put on 🤦♂️
Before I could say 🗣️ anything he kicked me out 🏡😡🦵🍑😟. Later I found out that he blocked ✋ me too 😡🤬🤦♂️👎
In retrospect it's not surprising at all that he couldn't stay hard 🙅♂️🍆 😄 My gut feeling 🍆💦🫄 was telling me that that guy was too much of a pha🐏 to be a top 🧖♂️ 😂😭😂👍
Best,
Lars Hardikinson
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Hey cutie, let's play again sometime :*
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⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ Are ya winning son?
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