Wow, looks like my weekend plans have been officially derailed! 😅 I guess "Mum's Visa" wasn’t ready for this level of excitement. I’ll go ahead and confirm these “essential” purchases with your bank,
1x Monster Horse Dildo (12") $89.99
- Because go big or go home, right? 🐴

1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- For when the plot really matters. 🍑

6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- It’s not about the size, it’s how you use it! 😂

5x Bananas $7.00
- For your daily dose of potassium...and practice? 🍌

5x Cucumbers $4.00
- Because one size doesn’t fit all! 🥒

1x +rep $13.37
- Gotta keep that gamer cred strong. 🎮

1x Next day shipping $45.00
- When patience isn’t your strong suit. 📦

1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
- At least you’re saving money on your “essentials.” 💸

People only respect mogging. What you say, how you act is completely irrelevant. The only thing that people respect is mogging. Mogging in looks, money or status. That's literally all that matters. People assign stats to you and treat you based on the stats. Everything you say is based on the subtext of if you mog or not. Everything you say is good when you mog. Everything is bad when you get mogged. It's that simple.

The only thing that you need to work on is mogging. Everything else is a waste of time. Mog or be mogged.

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Jim’s last stand
Sadly after 11 years as Lead Drummer Jim McMillan has left the band.
Jim was considered to be the most handsome guy in the band, very talented and ‘a right good laugh’.
Since this post will almost certainly be deleted I would quickly like wish myself all the very best of wishes for all my efforts and dedication over the years.
Thanks for listening
Jim
❤️🥁❤️❤️🥁❤️🥁🥁
( wee drum-a-diddle)

And its lights out and away we go here at Spa, Hamilton gets away well, Perez as well, covering his teammate, Hamilton moves over to cover up Sebastian Vettel... Hamilton down to Eau Rogue, continue to lead though ahead of Sebastian Vettel, Esteban Ocon and Sergio Perez... BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL!!!

Racist

-rep is ♥♥♥♥ at rock and stone

Hamilton 🙎🏾‍♂️🇬🇧 down ⏬to Eau Rouge ↖️➡️ continues to lead 🥇 though, ahead of Sebastain Vettel 🙎‍♂️🇩🇪, Esteban Ocon 🙎‍♂️🇫🇷 and Sergio Perez 🙎‍♂️🇲🇽, up to part ↖️ to Radilion 🇧🇪, and Magnussen 🙎‍♂️🇩🇰 has made up places 🎖 from the start 🚀,✨BUT 😎 HERE 😎COMES 😎 SEBASTIAN VETTEL 🙎‍♂️🇩🇪🔥✨, he's neck to neck 🤝 with Lewis Hamilton 🙎🏾‍♂️🇬🇧, Vettel 🙎‍♂️🇩🇪 is along side 🙌ahead 🎖, Ocon🙎‍♂️🇫🇷 is also ahead, there four 4️⃣ in Les Combes ↖️🇧🇪, Vettel 🙎‍♂️🇩🇪 ahead 🎖 of Hamilton 🙎🏾‍♂️🇬🇧 ahead 🎖 of Perez 🙎‍♂️🇲🇽 ahead 🎖 of Ocon 🙎‍♂️🇫🇷 ahead of Verstappen 🙎‍♂️🇳🇱, wooow 🤯🤯🔥🔥

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𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎, 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟸0𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘. 𝚄𝚑𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎

WHAT THE FRICK? flipping rog just kicked me out of punk flody??? Wtf?? I am calling keyboardist services. It s not like I did anything I'm just the quiet one. Who cares rog is a crybaby horse anyway. I’m gonna be famous and then I’ll mock his daddy. See u guys in chourt

You're nearly a good laugh

Almost a joker

With your head down in the pigpen, singing,

Keep on digging

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little gilmie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the so called "Pink Floyd", and I have over 300 confirmed wives. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top bassist in the entire UK Rock Industry. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with random precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that the Wall was about personal issues? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Snowy White clones across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Wall show, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The show that wipes out the pathetic little album you call A Momentary Lapse of Reason. .

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥

They rattle round in the bay,

right when we're over the Rhine,

gotta gotta rain down, down on the Fatherland.

It started out with the Blitz,

how did it end up like this?

It was only a Blitz, it was only a Blitz.

Now the Hun is asleep,

and we're flying a Lanc,

whole towns go up in smoke,

and the great Tirpitz sank.

Now our bombers go down,

and I pull on the stick,

flying over the town.

I say to my crew: "Oi!

let's release the Tall-Boy"!

Letting it go~

And the Jerries look,

right up at me!

They're taking their aim!

Suddenly, bombs explode: a flaming sea,

destroying the factories,

(and murdering refugees)

But it's just the price they pay,

reaped Whirlwinds are calling me,

Dresden lines up in my sights!

'cause I'm Mr Warcrime!

"daddy's flown across the ocean

leaving just a memory

a snapshot in the family album

daddy what else did you leave for me

daddy what did'ya leave behind for me

all in all it was just a brick in the wall

all in all it all just bricks in the wall"

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pink floyd. The lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of how life works most of the lyrics will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Water's far-left outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from (need more poop here...), for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of these lyrics, to realise that they're not just words- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pink floyd truly ARE idiots. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Roger Waters' genius wit unfolds itself on their cassette players. What fools.. how I pity them.
Nothin personnel kid

hey i love pink floyd too!!

my fave song is we dont need no education

cash register tune is good as well!!

by the way, which one's actually pink?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU5HpiJJasU#t=0m48s

WHAT THE FLIP? My fricking mom just took away my ds??? Wtf?? I am calling child services. It s not like I did anything I just got bad gradez. Who cares skool is useless anyway. I’m gonna be famous and then I’ll kill her. See u guys in chourt

+rep Name rhymes with Adolf Hitler

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ticc tacc

im callum adams but im not a tic tac

-rep, scammer! pls give back my items

Piss off. Just you wait. The community over at r/anime has very big plans. You also better get ready. Because when we band together, you're going to be our first target. Better move house too, as we'll be across the road from your house. We'll all be equipped with snipers and locked and loaded on your windows.
We'll shoot the windows, and throw in tear gas. Then while you're at your PC masturbating to snails, you'll begin to suffocate. After you die, I will drag your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corpse to the nearest road to your home, and curb stomp the ♥♥♥♥ out of you.
If you so dare reply to this message, I will leak your IP, house address, and I will follow you to any Reddit post that you communicate with.
You've just made the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mistake of your life. Get ready to feel the wrath of national socialism

I bet $8620184733

1. That you didn't read all the numbers.

2. And didn't see the hidden letter.

3. And went back to check if there was a letter.

5. And you're laughing inside right now.

6. And didn't spot the missing 4.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to find a dollar in the woods. The chance of it happening is extremely unlikely, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the situation will go over a typical finder's head. There’s also the dollar's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the chance of it happening. The personal philosophy draws heavily from an old folktale about some garden gnomes my grandma used to tell me, for instance. The finders with an IQ of the average Rick and Morty fan understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these dollars, to realise that they’re not just plain old money- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike finding a dollar in the woods truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, when the finder finds the dollar, they can tell it is a real dollar which itself is an astonishment. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those garden gnomes in my backyard scratching their heads in confusion as the dollar's genius wit unfolds itself onto the bottoms of their yeezys. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a garden gnome tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Watch out for the Einsatzgrupppen mein freunde

Untermensch

Jew

Jew

Congrats

On January 30, 1933, I entered the Wilhelmstrasse, filled with deepest concern for the future of my people. Today - six years later - I can speak to the first Reichstag of Great Germany! Truly, perhaps, we can more than another generation appreciate the pious meaning of the saying: 'What a turn through God's providence

Am 30. Januar 1933 zog ich in die Wilhelmstraße ein, erfüllt von tiefster Sorge für die Zukunft meines Volkes. Heute — sechs Jahre später — kann ich zu dem ersten Reichstag Großdeutschlands sprechen! Wahrlich, wir vermögen vielleicht mehr als eine andere Generation den frommen Sinn des Ausspruches zu ermessen: 'Welch eine Wendung durch Gottes Fügung!

nien

dang

Bro:


An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male. The female equivalent of the Bro is the Bro Hoe. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.
My sisters new boyfriend is an idiot; the dude is a total bro.

get real bro

what ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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I sexually Identify as a T-34-85. Ever since I was a T-34-76 I dreamed of driving over the German countryside liberating the workers in the name of communism. People say to me that a person being a T-34-85 is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a poor, starved Soviet tank factory worker install better parts so I don’t break down after two weeks. From now on I want you guys to call me "L1b4rat0r" and respect my right to shoot endless volleys of shells at Pz.Kmpf Vs and watch them hopelessly bounce off. If you can't accept me you're a literal Nazi and need to check your ideological privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.

For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a

few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird.

This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.?