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Great game, GOTY material, up yours Sony.

Chicken Invaders The Next Wave Remastered, is a classic. I really enjoy the take on classic space invaders with a fun chicken twist! This game had me rolling on the ground in tears of joy from how clever the comedy is! Every cut scene made me, as the kids say, Laugh Out Loud. I really enjoyed the boss fights and how many eggs they put on the screen! You see, my father was an egg farmer and seeing so many eggs on the screen FILLS me with joy. Additionally, I feel the naming for every wave is both clever and thought provoking, i think it was Karl Marx who said "The key to a persons heart, is the laugh you put on the screen", perchance we should all take a moment to step back and view the words in our dear video games with reason and scrutiny. The combat of chicken invaders, is deep and thought provoking. You have three choices of weapons all with their own game play variety, you know, Sun Tzu in his book titled The Art of War, he said this: “He who does not know the evils of war cannot appreciate its benefits,” and I believe that is true, who are we to determine whether the lives of the chickens is worth five of ours? Maybe I am getting off topic but, can we take a moment to take about the visuals, my oh my are they a treat to look at! I really felt as if I was in space with the chickens (of Chicken Invaders The Next Wave Remastered Trademark.), plus the chickens (of Chicken Invaders The Next Wave Remastered Trademark.) all have visually distinct looks which really tackles some complex issues regrading race culture, for example all of the classic wave chickens are all different shirt colours aka RACES, why are they the grunt of the first wave? While the bourgeois blue shirt chickens can get promoted into paratrooper or terminator chickens? Racism at its core. Speaking of which this game also tackles one of the many great philosophical questions of this contrary mainly concerning the greatest mystery of all the question of what came first? The chicken or the egg. You see I think this game settles it. The chickens the spawn in right? BUT ONLY THEN do they lay eggs, and what if the mother ship is merely a god figure for the chickens? This is wonderfully displayed on both sides what is the first enemy you see? The common chicken footmen of war but what is the (SPOILERS) final enemy? The egg mother ship. what this wonderful dichotomy of the the great question truly speaks to elders and yougings alike allowing all to learn the true important values of life (birth). Lastly embark on an intergalactic auditory adventure with the soundtrack. The production quality of the soundtrack is commendable, with each cluck, squawk, and futuristic sound effect meticulously layered to create an immersive sonic environment. Whether you're dodging falling eggs or fending off waves of poultry invaders, the music enhances the gaming experience, adding an extra layer of excitement and intensity to each level. You see my friends my this game isn't a game, its a life style choice. I have bought 73 chicken suits. I have built my own spaceship. I stole CIA documents to build the green radon gun. I have infiltrated NASA's ranks to start my own space journey into foreign poultry multiverses. I am not just the idea of a Chicken Invader, I am The Next Wave of thought.


Okay jk lol this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ miserable and I spent way more time on it than i would have liked, ♥♥♥♥ this game, ♥♥♥♥ what stands for, and ♥♥♥♥ those last three levels on Veteran. The only reason I sat down to beat it, was to never have to touch this egg-filled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tragedy with a ten-foot pole ever again.

If you are into realistic shooters or have played games like SWAT 4, Ready Or Not is an essential game for your collection. It features some of the best gunplay I have seen, reactive and engaging AI, and a dev team who cares and wants to make this game the best it could be. What are you waiting for if you haven't picked up RON already? Grab a friend and some flash bangs for the road.

10 dead civilians from stinger grenades outta 10.

it was cool for like 60 hours, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this ♥♥♥♥

While the first two hours of game play are super super scary and fun, after two hours of playtime the ghosts just become annoying, and the objectives are just not interesting. If the ghosts maybe taunted the player and played with more small audio and visual scares, the horror element would be last longer. I will say, the game is scarier in single player, but loses all fun factor due to the lack of friends.

Not an effective horror. Game feels like a unity asset flip with how jank feeling the movement and interaction of objects feel. The first mission is at least a fun challenge, but the second one has a stupid concept and a very un-fun puzzle, the third mission is briefly spooky, but looses all spooky factor after seeing the out of place dog models, plus once you're on the last 2 dolls, it is straight up unfair and un-fun to deal with the witch. Not a terrible game if you can get it at massively reduced price with some friends.

Restored my faith in god. I will now be sleeping with a bible and crucifix on me at all times! Ten Father Gracia's Out of Ten! ¡Dios mío! that's alotta Gracia!

I HATE THIS GAME SO DAMN MUCH, EVERYTHING HURTS, THE AI CAN BE JANK, THE GAME IS HARD AND EVERYTHING NEVER WORKS IN YOUR FAVOR, THE GAME IS OUT TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GET YOU AT EVERY TURN

but im a loser for 80s stuff and the game is a dopamine gold mine, 10 dead russian mobsters outta 10

Oddly, its a comfort game that's relaxing, and fun once you find stops and stuff. This game is more than a "Haha throw away funny game" its quite fun and has replay value. Add a custom radio, makes the game 30x better.

i cant stop, the story is so good, the combat is polished. play it, please