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only cool people can call me woofer
dont deadname me if you arent part of the cool people
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TRUMP RALLY

INT. BIG ARBY'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA

PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium.

PRESIDENT TRUMP

I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko's.

The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive).

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)

The United States is doing so good. Other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.

PRESIDENT TRUMP salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)

I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us.

The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)

Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair.

The crowd boos. They wanted that milk.

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)

But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk!

The crowd roars. They still want that milk.

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CON'TD)

A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk come from coal. We'll dig it up.

All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging.

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bug : woofer idk why but i associate you as a femboy

my pos: 31°58’50”S 115°55 : sorry your talking to a ugc steel particiapnt
Alice : I bet your mother is proud of you, a participant! Wow!

(TEAM) curry man : if only your score was as high as your atar, valen

● *DEAD* BUT I WANT RAMEN!!!!‎ : how are you accurate while jumping bro
● *DEAD* BUT I WANT RAMEN!!!!‎ : like actual lmao

● *DEAD* Eppsy‎ : smgs are for pussies
Player Eppsy left the game (no user logon)

● *DEAD* CunnyFunt : this fucking cunt keeps headshotting me mid air

*DEAD* epic gamer : nice running and gunning
*DEAD* epic gamer : jk your a shit player

*DEAD* Dark Star Caster : suck a cock breadcat

● breadcat : sorry, your speaking to a level 4 faceit player
● *DEAD* Prid3: Sorry, you're speaking to someone who knows basic grammar.

● *DEAD* TheVukovic‎ : this cunt just hops with a mac10
● *DEAD* TheVukovic‎ : and solo takes a site

LearningSniper : woofer is noob medic he always ubers spies we got this blue

[21:30]
budget woofer:
god med woofer
I am only budget

Medic BF : Honestly woofer, noone gives a fucking shit about shitty competitive medals
Medic BF : You're honestly sad, fucking kill yourself faggot

EllaBella : did you get into highlander with that sticky spam
woofer : all skiled :)
EllaBella : well theres a difference between skill and getting pocketed while you jerk off your dick with one hand and m1 m2 with the other

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