The Ever-Present wet dream, DogNutsTheClown, is here to blow his load into all of you and party the night away to the enchanting sounds of the inevitable heat death of the universe. Don't worry, he'll be fine. Created in a monstorous program combining the culmination of everything negroid together with the fattest, largest, and most dangly set of testicles that you've ever seen; to create a legend. Born at the age of 6 in space kansas circa. 1906 without a face and being forced to become a 47 year old man (and growing a face) within 14 seconds of his initial birth, DogNuts travels to the greener pastures of the internet looking for the sexy singles in his area.