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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 2:07pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 5 May, 2017 @ 11:25am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 10:11am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 11:17am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 2:13pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 11:24am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 2:31pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 7:41pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2017 @ 4:28pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2017 @ 6:34pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 7:23am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 3 May, 2017 @ 8:57pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 1:38pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 11:24am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 5:06am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2017 @ 11:57am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 5 May, 2018 @ 7:49pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2017 @ 11:25am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 3:15pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 10 May, 2017 @ 11:56am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 11:27am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 7:14pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2017 @ 10:23pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 2:11pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 1 May, 2017 @ 8:37pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 3 May, 2017 @ 10:28am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 May, 2017 @ 9:44pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 11 May, 2021 @ 10:58am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 10:25pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 11:16pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 9:01am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2019 @ 4:26pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 2:20am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 6:50am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 1:31pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 6:23pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:49pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!