Dix

People don't normally post things on here.

Praise the sun

So iJustine called me and told me things. Anything you want to tell me?

I'm white. I'm so white. Why is this tuna?

Hey. How's it going? It's been a while since I bothered you, so I guess this would be a good time. Anyway, I would just like you to know that since the CEO of your parent company has pulled a Hasselhoff, I'll be gradually buying up the cheap ass stocks, which by now cost less than the paper the invoice containing confirmation of the transaction that I received this morning was printed on, printed out from the brand new golden e-mail machine in my office. Just thought you should know that I'm going to be owning your ass shortly. Bye.

So now I ask you: WHY DID YOU DO THIS THING? I DIDN'T EVEN ORDER THIS.