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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 11:17pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 2:25am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:17pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 7:30am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 7:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 3:29am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:14pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:48am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:30am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:49am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:32am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:12pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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