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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:31am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:27am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:25am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:35pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:30am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:17am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:00am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:16am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:18pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:29am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:13am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:24am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:59am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:09am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:50am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:35pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:43pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:18am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:01am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:09pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:38pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:48am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:46am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:43pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:00am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:25am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:09am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:19am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:59am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:59am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:40am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:25am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:05am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:53am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:32am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:43am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:17am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:42am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:04am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:02pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:00pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:27pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:38pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:50pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:00am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:18am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 11:20am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:47pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:44am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:07am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:31am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:02am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:58pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:33am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:11am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:58am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:06am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:20am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:52am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:53am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:14am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:53am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:30am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:01am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:10am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:00pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:48am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:16pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:07am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:30am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:28pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 4:20pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:03am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:00pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:26am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:31am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:58am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:22am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:44am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:23am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:34am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:07pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:04am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:54am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:41am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:30am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:36am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:10am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:00am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:43am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:01am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:45am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:22am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:27am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:37am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:02am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:17am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:51am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:40pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:02am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:12am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:49am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:18am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:48pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:30pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:34pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:44am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:02am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 11:26am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 10:01am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:10am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:20pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:46am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:13am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:25am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:12pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:12pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:03pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:14pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:56pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:23am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:00am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:52am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:26am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:55am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:07pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:49am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:32am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:51am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:01am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:07pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:59am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:19am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:23am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:49am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:18am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:36pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:20pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:20pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:26pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:38pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:37pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:44pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:29pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:41pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:01am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:40am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:12am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:49am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:05am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:26am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:22am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:43am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:21am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:29pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:46pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:46pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:59pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:22am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:00am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:48pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:11am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:29pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:30pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:16am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:51am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:09am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:50am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:46am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:36am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:08am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:20pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:09am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:39pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:43am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:26pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:15pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:03am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:37am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:46am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:33am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:32pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:46am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:40pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:36pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:36pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:37pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:16pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:15am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:15am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:59am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:59pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:39am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:06am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:00am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:31pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:10pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:06am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:06pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:24pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:24pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:11pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:39pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:04pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:04pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:31pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:50pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:16pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:44pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:57pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:29am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:01am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:32am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 3:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:43am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 10:08am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:23pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:47am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:49am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May @ 7:20am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:30am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:08pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:17pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:59pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:34pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:25am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:45am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:37am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:47pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:15am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:32am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:50am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:54am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:39am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:31pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:29pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:50pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:23pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:31pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:06pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:53am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 3:14pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:06pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:45pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:16pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:32pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:33pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:34pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:46pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:42am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:55am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:15am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:29am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:35am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:44pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:23am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 11:37am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:42am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:52am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:43pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:28am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:29pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:14pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:28pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:35am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:35am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 12:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 12:22pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:05pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:39am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:39am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:47am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 1:23pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:34pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:31am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:45am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:12pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:43pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:16am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:31am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:52am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:46am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:55am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:21am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:51pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:16am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:22am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:14am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:23am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:48am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:33am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:23am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:55am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:40am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:31am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:44pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:37pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:29am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:49am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:38pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:54pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:46pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:22am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:44am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:21am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:51pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:35pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:32am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:40am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 12:24pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:52pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:33pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:48am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:26pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:40am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:47pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:58am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 10:52am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:17pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:45pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 10:52am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 12:58pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:14pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 12:27pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:12pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:47pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:28am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:55am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:57am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:15pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:52am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:46am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 3:14pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:50am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:43am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:48am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:09am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:41am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:35pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:16am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:33am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:27pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 11:37am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:42am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:42am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:44am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:12pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:23am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:52am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:02am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:40pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:49am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:57pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:10am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:43pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:12pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:43am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:30am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:35pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:07pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:02am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:23am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:21am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:32pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:10am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:54am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:01am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:17am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:58am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:38pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:31am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:41am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:01am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:02am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:34am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:20am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:57am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:49am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:57am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:41pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:41am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 10:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:56am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:35pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:25am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:22am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:42am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:15am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:15am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:30am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 12:50pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:23am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:55am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:42am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:34pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:33pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:54pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:54pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:40am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:45am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:18am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:56am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:25am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:05pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:52am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:59am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:48pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:16am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:31pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:37am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:22am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:48am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:30am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:40am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:31am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:37pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:32am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 12:05pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 6:41am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:32am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:24pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:23am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:54am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:52pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:35pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:59am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:49am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:45pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:29am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:29pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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