the big slime
Saint Petersburg City, Russian Federation
 
 
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skrockheed martin 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:55pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Jacob Broadballs 20 May, 2023 @ 7:08am 
Hey, I heard your voice and thought you sounded really sexy. I don't normally do this, but I think you're really cool and I appreciate you letting me be on your friends list. It's really rare to find a guy who is polite and nice to a girl in video games! I don't know why more guys aren't like you. Haha, we should play some Minecraft together sometime! It's a really cool game where you build stuff like legos. I want to show you my farm, and all my cute animals. SQUEE Sorry, I wasn't flirting with you (blush), I swear I'm just trying to get to know you better... Sorry was that too blunt? I'm just really flirty and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I don't get out much. Add me on snapchat, you sound really nice and fun! XOXOXO
skrockheed martin 3 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am 
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Xavier 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am 
We could put a naked girl on the flag, with, like, big whoppers, and she's sittin' in her doorway, and you're walkin' through town, and she's like, "hey, stranger, come over here!" And you're like, "what do you want, woman?" And she's like, "so you can come in and have supper at my place," and you're like, "I'm a good Christian man with a wife at home, I can't be hangin' out with strange women," and she's like, "I ain't gonna bite you, mister," and you're like, "I don' know..." but then, all of a sudden, the rain starts comin', almost as if God Himself is pushin' you toward her doorway, so you go in, and she's sittin' down, and she's got a hot meal, and it's been a long time afore you've had a hot meal and a cool pillow, so you sit down, and she takes a napkin, tucks it into your collar, now it's been a long time afore you've felt the fingers of a woman, so you get a lot mighty excited, then all of a sudden, her sisters come over, and you're like "how many sisters?" One sister, two
skrockheed martin 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54pm 
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