Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

My sexual attraction to minors is major, can't even play hopscotch without popping a rager

a/s/l/sp (age/sex/location/species) I'm here looking for a new daddy ready to take this naughty little yiffy kittens ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boipu$$i!!!! 0w0 I'm so wet for you daddy mmmroww will you be my new knotty ♥♥♥♥ daddy?

CHRISTOPHER WALKIN

Are you kidding me? Do you even see these tits? I mean, those are huuge boobs, i mean serious honkers, a great set of badonkers

BBRAPP sniff oh yes my dear sniff quite pungent indeed is that dare I say eggs I smell? sniff hm yes sniff quite pungent eggs yes very much so sniff ah yes and also a hint of sniff cheese quite wet my dear sniff but of yes this will do nicely sniff please another if you please nice a big now BBRRAPPFFLPPFFFOh yes very good! very sloppy and wet. is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?let me let me just have a little taste before the sniff my dear that is a delicate bit of chocolate, yes let me guess curry for dinner? quite right I am aren't I? time for sniff I see indeed as well curry hm that fragrance is quite noticeable yes onion and garlic chutney I take it? yes quite BBRRPPFFFTT Oh I was not expecting that little gust, you caught me off guard so gentle it was though let me taste this little one just one and yet so strong the odor is that I can almost taste it just a whiff more if you please yes I have it now yes delectable,quite exquisite yes I say the most pungent one yet