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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:59pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:44am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:46pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:54am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:18am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:23am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:36am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:00am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:23pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:33am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:33am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:33am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 5:09am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:45am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 12:49am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:46am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 7:21pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:46am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:23am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:18am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:43am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:40am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:55pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:03am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:39pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:40am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:54am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:58am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:43am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:31am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:40am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:10pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:53am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:14am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:01am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:31am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:01am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 11:03am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:46am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:54am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:00am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:54am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 3:04am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:29am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:44am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 7:29am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 4:04am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:36am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May @ 12:49pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 1:41pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:18am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:09am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:15am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:13am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:47am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:03am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:04pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:07pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:42am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked