After a good game in ds3, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ds and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a ds3 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then I tapped him.
Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

Bruh, I was just vibingslapped by the quantum yeetnado of some chonky fleekage, no cap. I was just straight zoodle-skrrting through the metaflex, and suddenly, my drip got yeetified into the void matrix. Litmosphere? Nah fam, more like sussquatch energy out here. My cringe resistance was at max pog, but this was like ultra-mega-bussin with a side of moodolicious. Frfr, not even the big bet energy of that savage glow-up could fix my flex capacitor. Bruhvibe check failed in the chat, so now I’m straight-up glitchwalking through the no-scope swagalaxy.

Deadass tho, I ain’t never seen a more chaotic glizzy vortex. Like, homie tried to tokyo drift into the vibe dimension but got hit with a full-send oopdoink. Felt like a sentient meme had just dabbed on my existential breadstick. You ever just wombo-jumbo into the snackosphere and realize your whole vibe was a TikTok away from getting ratio’d by a sentient smoothie? Same, fam. Big oof vibes only, send tweet.

gg. I remember playing against you around 2020-21. I started playing again yesterday and it's good to still see you. Sorry for mirrors.

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Damn it, man. U are so pathetic... XDDD