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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:38am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:30am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:36am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:38am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:38am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:07am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 11:29am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 11:57am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 3:36am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 9:05am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 4:00am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 4:42am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 9:40am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 12:22pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:17am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:21am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:52am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 11:32am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 9:12am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 4:04pm