Recent reviews by Dylan

oh my god PLEAAAASE make another one. Just one more. I CANT STOP. I KEEP REPLAYING. OVER. AND OVER. I NEED ANOTHER ONE. You don't understand I'm mad I tell you. I. AM. MAAAAAAAAAAAAD. I'VE GONE ABSOLUTELY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROUGE. The dopamine wont stop. IT WONT. Every path I take in this god-forbidden game, IT SENDS MY BRAIN INTO A STIMULATION ONLY MATCHED BY THE FEELING OF REACHING THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN ITSELF!!!! IT GRIPS ME LIKE A FIERCE TIGER! THESE... THESE GAMES, THEY PUMP OUT MY LOADS LIKE A COW GETTING MILKED OR LIKE A BROKEN FIRE HYDRANT. OH PLEASE, MAKE ANOTHER GAME PLEAAAASE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER GAME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE. THE HANDS, IN THIS GAME, OH GOD... ITS SO FLUENT, IT'S LIKE THESE CHARACTERS ARE SWIMMING. THE BODIES, THE SCENES OF THEIR BUTTS? THEY GO BOING! BOING! BOING!! IT'S MESMERIZING. I WAS HYPNOTIZED TO THE POINT I PLAYED THIS GAME FOR 19 HOURS STRAIGHT. FURLOUGH. PLEASE. I AM ADDICTED. I NEED THIS SALVATION IN MY LIFE. MAKE A FURRY SHADES OF GAY 4: THE GAYEST PLEASE OH PLEASE LORD HEED MY PRAYERS AND DELIVER UPON ME, I AM DROWNING! DROOOOOOOOOWNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FURLOUGH FOR ANOTHER HIT. ANOTHER. SMASH. HIT. PLEASE. GIVE IT TO ME. OH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME. MY RIGHT FOREARM IS BIGGER THAN MY LEFT, MY LEFT LOOKS LIKE A SHRIVELED OLD SHREWD PIECE OF MEAT WHILE THE OTHER LOOKS LIKE IT CAN ONE-HAND DEAD-LIFT 200 LBS WITH NO PREP. I need to know, does it grip? Is it tight? Sticky? Oily? Mushy? Stinky? Is it tasty? Does it have a sweet aftertaste? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THESE FURRIES FEEL. PLEASE FURLOUGH HEAR ME AND GIVE THIS POOR MAN HIS WISH. PLEASE GIVE ME A FURRY SHADES OF GAY 4. please PLEASE. I REST MY PITIFUL CASE. THE FLOOR IS YOURS FURLOUGH.

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bullying depressed server admins is the only thing that keeps me alive

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