Recensioni recenti di Devy

BIG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MIDDLE FINGER BLIZZARD!! YOU CANT EVEN BE ARSED MAKING DECENT SKINS! NEW D'VA SKIN IS JUST THE EDM MECH ... AND YOU EXPECT OVER £16 QUID FOR IT! GET TO ♥♥♥♥!! ID RATHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STICK A CACTUS UP MY ARSE THAN PAY FOR YOUR OVER PRICE ♥♥♥♥♥!! WORSE THAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EA! LAZY BASTARDS!

Well, here i am again, reviewing content that is VERY questionable & wonder why steam allow such ... things on the platform! I was gifted this game from a friend who though it was very funny to plague my steam library with such questionable fetish.

So - The game?
Going into it blind ( Not like i watched the EPIC trailer for this ambitious never before seen game) i first though oh a story rpg, nice, wonder what epic adventure we are going to go embark on today. .. Being slapped in the face by a ♥♥♥♥ bigger than my head was not what i had in mind. I'm assuming we play as Putins brother, a sad pathetic guy who lets his girlfriend get slapped about by a massive meat festival while being turned on (the cuckold life) I played it for 9 minutes ... thinking there's more to this... unlocking 13/19 achievements, i too felt i had achieved ♥♥♥♥ all while having to watch some poor guys misses enjoy absolute pleasure from a monster BBC. something he could never do.

Ive seen better plots from FAKE TAXI so if you're after aaa story telling, avoid this. However if you've never touch someone other than yourself, this is perfect for you, with 3 seconds of repeatable animations, im sure it will get you reaching for the tissue's and hand cream.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TRAUMATISED ! UM... NOT A LOT TO SAY HERE, GOT IT GIFTED, NOW I WANT TO BURN MY PC TO THE GROUND, I ENTERED A ROOM TO A WOMAN ( CLEARLY A MAN) JACKING OFF ANOTHER MAN WHO WAS MAKING MASTURBATING NOISES DOWN THE MIC! I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT, SO UM, IF YOU'RE INTO THIS THEN GET IT, IF NOT, STAY WELL CLEAR! ...

:) Brilliant

ITS FUN

First Encounter on Space Engineers I spawned on Someones ship, Then convinced him to do a suicide mission into a planet, We Got all Deep Impact on its ass!! We smashed into the planet harder than The alpha male did on Valentines day! Yet we survived! We were stranded on this Unknown Earth like planet! We had no choice but to Grab the material remains from the Destroyed & deformed Ship that moments ago had created a HUGE creater in the planet!! We are now on Day 3 and our base is going well!!! ... More on this as we progress! O.O