Recent reviews by Fat Juicy Girlcock

Fantastic RTS, one of the best you could get.

It's a cesspool of toxicity and the game just isn't fun. Also the devs are absolute dumbcunts.

A mildly interesting fighting engine amidst this buggy mess, not to mention the restrictive gameplay, frankly annoying, dimwitted protagonist who blows off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ handle in conversation when you're trying to actually be civil and not threatening to burn the person who you're supposed to be helping.

Mundane trudging along, waiting to be able to do your quests but your plans of actually playing the game being foiled by an NPC not realizing they're supposed to be a part of the quest you're trying to complete and it's not like you could have saved down the line to make sure that if something wnet wrong you didn't have to replay 45 minutes because the developers couldn't be bothered to finish their game.

Save your Groschen, this one's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bust.

This game's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, with a toxic community and ACOGs as far as the eye can see.

It's just not good.

If you like WWII FPS, then you've certainly played one that's much better. If you want to get into WWII FPS games you're much better off buying Call of Duty: World at War, Medal of Honor: Airborne, Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway. Frankly any of the WWII FPS offerings that Steam has.

While this could become a good game some day, that day is not anytime soon. This game entertained for about 2 hours and then you have done everything there is to do.

Sure you can make a castle or something, but not even a castle is as useful as a moat and the moat is far easier to make. There is nothing to warrant this charging 20 Euros and while you may feel like the fact that it is early access excuses all this, I beg to differ. There are early access games that off beyond more than 200 percent more entertainment in that you can spend 400 hours on them, while you can only spend 2 on this one.

So to summarize this game could get fun, but it needed a year more in development before it should at all have been submitted to the Steam Store, then maybe I wouldn't resent the game on top of it being extremely lackluster.

While it lacks replayability, something that's almost always a symptom of being a puzzle game, this game is however amazing and gorgeous in everything it does.

Beautiful rooms to explore and decode and clever puzzles. If you like puzzle games - hell even if you don't - this game is just a joy to play.

This game is full of superfluous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, hostile user interface, toxic userbase, offensive design choices and it's downright baffling that this is somehow supposed to be a multi million dollar franchise as much as it's an overpriced litterbox filled with ♥♥♥♥ and dead fetuses for the eager "consumers" to fling at eachother in a noisy, poisonous mess. Which is all fun and games until a kid gets strangles with an umbellical cord and cacks their pants all over the other children, turning to a hodgepodge of necrophagia and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

All these things have come to be the rule and not the exception for Rockstar and no less their dominatrix Take-Two Interactive and yet they sweep pop culture with every release - I reckon people love a bit of poo play now and then but it becomes offputting to say the least when people come flocking around it like carrion.

And yet is as evident from the amount of time I have spent on this game, it's something to sink a heap of time into, even if it feels like empty busywork that you autonomously "engage" in.

I say engage in the same way that you "engage" in having a stroke.

Despite all this, I wouldn't have recommended against the product - and I mean product - before very recently, in an event where Take-Two Interactive filed cease and desist against a mod that a massive proportion of all mods available for the game, heavily relied upon.

It's time to stop playing a capricious idiot god Take-Two, or you might as well Take-Two cyanide pills up your rectum and a capscasin pill down your cockhole and die convulsing, frothing and pissing all over your consumerbase.

This game is good and all and if you like this sort of thing, you might enjoy it.

But I have never been this throroughly bored by an activity.

It's fine but it's soooooo boooooooooooooooring.

Rather fun strategy game, with wonky graphics and an overall unfinished feel I'd say.

I wouldn't say it's worth the pricetag though, I'd say get it if it's like 5€.