Derpman1™
SmithyWarben ManJensen   Toronto, Ontario, Canada
 
 
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
"No"

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

"He could save people from dying?"

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.

"What happened to him?"

Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

"Is it possible to learn this power"

Not from a Jedi.
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A Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Excellent Game. A True And Honest Game That Is Fun With A TON LOAD Of Bosses And Items To Choose From Even The MOONLORD! There Are So Many Awesome Thoughts To Go With This Awesome Game That I Have To List Them All Down But There Are Also Some Cons To It Since The Few New Updates.
PROS:
-Over 3000+ items.
-Good Boss Mechanics and Style and Difficulty even in Expert.
-Expert Mode For Better Loot.
-Loot System and rare and hard to catch items.
-Hookshots.
-Screenshots.
-Friend Multiplayer.
-The Portal Gun (Of Course......).
-Different Varieties Of Armour And Tools.

It's sad that there would be one final update
-World Size.
-Treasure Bags.
-Different Combinations Of Armour And Weapon Types For Anything.
-Fresh Game Even After A Major Or Minor Update To The Game.
-The Background Music/Ambiance.
-Easier In 2D Because You Can Detect Lava More So You Don't Have To Go Blindly In A Huge Or Small Lava Pit And Die Unlike Minecraft Which Is Obviously 3D And More Hard To Detect Lava.
-Can Choose Either Crimson/Corruption Biome If You Want.
-The Moon Lord (Duh.....).
CONS:
-Deleted Most Of My Stuff That I Placed And Transferred From One World To The Other Which Makes NO Sense What So Ever!
But Overall It's A Very Good Game To Play For A Life Time.
11/10 Would Play This Again.
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I FINALLY GOTTEN 100%! FINALLY TOOK ME OVER 50 HOURS
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Solomon Reed × SxNNxR_ 8 жовт. 2023 о 1:32 
+REP , I've met this guy on TF2, around 2k13 maybe ? :scotch: ... and he still the same. Amazing dude which who you're having fun all day long. Always something interesting to say, on any subject. Everytime he's chill and kind to everyone :t39pipe:

I'm glad to know you bro :heart:
[ROK] Womb Raider 14 жовт. 2021 о 19:19 
Yes.
justatipr 26 верес. 2021 о 4:33 
Dude,

Pancakes LMAO


Please stop
justatipr 19 верес. 2021 о 23:28 
Dude,

Pancakes LMAO