Recent reviews by Derpanieux

Hey... Undertale... Yo, say something mean so I can hate you? Please? Yo, what? so I have to do it? Here goes nothing... Yo, I... I hate your guts. ... Man, I... I'm such a turd. I'm... I'm gonna go home now.

Playing my first online game: last one alive, 1v1. The enemy shoots a hole in my barricade with his pistol. Absoloutly terrified, I crouch in the corner, with the knowledge of exactly where he is. I brace for the moment that I know he will break down the barricade and shoot me dead. I wait. He waits. Suddenly, the baricade starts to spray bullets at me, until I am ended. On the killcam I realize he saw me through that miniscule pistol bullet hole, and took carful aim with his rifle, before generously applying lead to my body.

Have you ever wanted to sail the high seas as a pirate, looting whoever has the most sugar on them? Well now you can! There's even some vague story attached, NO EXTRA COST TO YOU!!!! Order now and receive your very own INCLUDED ASSASSIN GAME. This is really just bonus content, cause all that matters is the ships.

My friend starts off with me, and has no idea how to play. He ends up making penis statues everywhere. My brother fills one with explosives and says, "Hey, [Friend's Name. Won't say for security reasons] come over here!" Friend comes over, hits pressure plate, explodes. We all laughat the now halved penis statue, with a single tombstone on it. Don't try this at home. Your friends are probably smarter.

Very fun game, but with a few major bugs still in it. Most of the bugs are simply annoying to work around, but I still find the game to be an entertaining experience.

An amazing game about ruling the world, going to space, and dropping nukes. Need I say more?