Der Sojateutone
Nils   Germany
 
 
(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀) Keine Kraft (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) :zero:

твоя мама пахнет дизельным топливом


Guck in meine widerlichen Facettenaugen,
Tsetsefliegenmann zieht dich in seinen Kackhaufen,
dieser Black-Lotus ist sehr gut erhalten,
sag mal kann ich dir den abtauschen?
Genickschuss in deinen Autoreifen,
ich glaube diesen Text sollte ich noch etwas ausarbeiten,
Leute sagen ich bin ein Jammerlappen,
doch was sie nicht wissen: in meinem Arschloch steckt ein Tannenzapfen,
deinen Ein-Euro-Job musste ich wegrationalisieren,
aber wehe ich sehe dich hier in der Gegend hier noch einmal rumhartzvieren,
ich habe einen gefälschten Ausweis um auf der Ü30-Party reinzukommen,
und dann fick ich deine Mutter!

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Act 2 - The Bogdan Problem
Bogdan: Wait a minute... wait a minute, wait we've. Can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute. Look, tou look very much like you have wrong end of ♥♥♥♥. You've got stuck in the stick... You're up creek with paddle of crap! Look, look... how you say it? I am here to help. Lester: That's Codename Bogdan, kill him! Bogdan: No, kill me all you like... But stop lis-listen... listen, listen... listen, listen, listen... listen, listen. Sure I would like to destroy America, control Russia... and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it... but these are all piping dreams. I am here to solve the real problem. Lester: And what's the real problem? Bogdan: You... you are the real problem. You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Cliffy. Oh cigarette, cigarette... Now listen... Think about it... If you let... Insecure little egomaniac play God... then fake human brain he builds will be insecure of little egomaniac. My scientists have studied Cliffford... Cliffford is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... Lester: The AI is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Bogdan: Exactly... and him and Quartz want us to kill each other. Lester: I don't believe a word of it. Bogdan: Well, how do I make this up? Quartz: How indeed? Well, thank you Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest... thank you silent, psychotic peons... but this... This is where I say arrivederci... no, I mean get ready I mean... this is where... I'm in charge... Me and Cliffford. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves, losers. Yes losers. Cliffford: Yes we're in charge... me and my Dad. We're in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine... will self destruct in thirty seconds. Lester: I think you've got to get outta there quickly! Bogdan: Scuba gear by hatch over there... I have secret escape pod, good luck!
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Agagamand 14 Feb @ 11:12am 
Well played, buddy!
Mezik 28 Jan @ 10:10am 
best teammate
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deadly with the USP
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all the BEST new year is 2005 i vote for jorge bush
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all the BEST new year is 2005 i vote for jorge bush