+rep In the midst of the great scarcity of air, he feareth not to pilfer many a barrel of Worcestershire sauce to feed the multitudes and to bathe therein.

+rep, has a multitudinous amount of sliced cold cut ham in his moms closet, hit him up for more details

+rep doth keep his coffers brimming with the nectar of maple, lest it be not found upon the shelves of the market.

+rep The dread of voices returning doth torment him so greatly that he is impelled to rest upon a pallet of ham and salami, anointed with mayonnaise and maple syrup ere he doth seek repose each eve.

-rep he does not know how to make pancakes......