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Minsk, Minsk, Belarus 
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🐊 * 🏀 * 👳 * 👔 * 👹 * ⚡ * 💚 * 💙 * 🌽 * 🚗 * 👽 * 🌏 * 🍆 * 🚙 * 💗 * 🎁
ㅤ* "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the front step of a house.
"Yeah, she's home", the boy said, moving over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no-one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the salesman said, "I thought you said your mother was home."
The kid replied, "She is, but I don't live here."
ㅤ* I get my large circumference from too much pi.
ㅤ* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
💃 * 💎 * 🌳 * 🥞 * 🥗 * 🎈 * 🎁 * 🍇 * 👑 * 🐟 * 🥒 * 🌂 * 🐊 * 🍧 * 💄 * 🚕
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe
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