Some people say a deagle bullet once bounced off his head and travelled to russia, others say he was once Global and lost it within another hour.

Most say that he eats Steelseries mousepads as pancakes for breakfast, others say he once survived a match with 3 russians and 1 silver with a 16:14.

A lot of people also say that he has once done a triple collat with a deagle with his monitor off. And even to this day legend has it noone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ picked up his rep lmao.


The story takes place in Dust 2 where Russians headshot everyone with Negevs.

But you had so much ping that you had a cooldown and went to the lands of NBN, you had to fight through the dial-up internet and netflix on your way up to NBN Towers.

Once you made it up you stole the secret-super fast NBN crystal. And you used a mini golf car to epicly drive your way down a ramp and back to your home to finally fix your interwebs.


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