"Do not take Life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive."
-Elbert Hubbard

"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for its not the same river and he's not the same man."
-Heraclitus

"Happiness is not something ready made; it comes from your own actions."
-The Dalai Lama

"If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends."
-Dean Koontz

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant... It is what you do with the gift of Life that determines who you are."
-Mewtwo

"There is a saying; Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery. But Today is a Gift. That is why it is called 'The Present'."
-Master Oogway

"If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy."
-Unknown, Proverb

"Life will bring you pain all by itself; its your responsibility to create joy."
-Milton Erickson

"If you raise {the price of} the effing Hot Dog, I will kill you. Figure it out."
-Jim Sinegal