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"You are the one from my dreams..."

Writhing stealth meat monster on the loose!

Almost 3 hrs in and i can tell this is probably one of the best instances of a really low cost gem ive experienced since switching to PC gaming. The combat is satisfying not overly complex by any means, and you get the feeling it doesn't take itself super seriously it wants you to just have fun each run. While not complex build choices are fun whether you want to use two hand's for the damage, bows or magic for the range, or hybridize along the way since lvl up skills are RNG and all seem viable. I also want to say the aesthetic seems like you took Terraria and some old school JRPGs and threw them in the blender while garnished with ROTMG. Also this game's OST fits the aesthetic and compliments the world astoundingly well. If you ever thought it would be fun to play a game that feels like R.O.T.M.G with the 2.5D aesthetic and music of something akin to Terraria for next to no money this game is for you!

Moo Moo but wait for it on sale

Further disappointing my ancestors 4

Blades, Boobas, and Butts = Cathartically indulgent busted nuts

This game is hard to play one handed

Bork

Post 1000 Hour Update: This is an amazing journey of a young man and his sexually frustrated maid just buy it ...
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It is once again time to RP as Picasso with a 12 gauge pump action paintbrush and my ceiling as the canvas