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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:37am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 9:30am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:13am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 12:12am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:52am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 2:10am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:11am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 1:53am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:04am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:43am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 6:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:00am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:55am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:55am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 12:51pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:51am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:01am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:02am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 6:01am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:24am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 4:00pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:59am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:59am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 3:05am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:21am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:37am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 11:32pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 2:57am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:50am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:24am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:17am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 6:02am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:24am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 5:38am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:21am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 5:37am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2024 @ 9:39am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 12:54pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 5:37am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 5:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:55am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 1:27am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:26am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:26am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:30am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:02am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:48am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:31am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:23am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 5:38am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:04am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:25am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:50am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:25am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 5:38am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 5:38am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:30am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 5:38am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 10:25am