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very nice

bad

pretty good.

cool

I've played this game for nearly 300 hours now and I have to give you my review because this is getting out of hand.
First thing that I want to say is that the devs are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who buff stupid weapons like hammer and axe and nerf reliable weapons like blasters and sword. It's impossible to fight a duo axe/hammer in 2v2 ranked. The amount of spam is unimaginable (low platinum). The ledge guard that this legends put is pretty tough and the pressure aswell. I'm quitting this piece of ♥♥♥♥ because it's unbalanced and not fun at all when every game is double xull, double orion and double ulgrim.
Second thing is for the players. Stop playing stupid weapons (hammer and axe) and do something with your life, stupid homosexuals. Have you ever tried the other 8 weapons or are you constantly spamming teros like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥? That's what I thought... ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Have a nice day. I'm done with this piece of ♥♥♥♥. 0/10

good dlc, worth the money, it gives you free rocks and cracks on the wall.
10/10

> went to the beach with Nutaku.
> she's eating a popsicle.
> it's hot outside so the popsicle is melting and she get stains on her bra.
> realize that the scene looks like hentai.
> came back from the beach.
> "I love being wet." - Nutaku

10/10
would go to the beach again.

This game is pretty unrealistic. But the skins man... the skiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss.

If you wanna have fun you should go and play something else!
If you wanna have A LOT OF FUN with friends you should play this game!
It's fun, it has zombies, it has cars and chicks!

Fain!.