As I whispered sweet nothings in their year, as per my usual Saturday night, they had a pretty severe case of sleep apnea. Thinking fast, I tried my best to resume their breathing with a series of mouth-to-mouths.
Thankfully they woke up.

However, they started screaming and asking weird questions like "who are you", "how did you get here", "why am I so sticky", and "why are you kissing me".

Why the police couldn't understand that I was naked because it was so hot and was covered in Lube to assist with my eczema, I just don't understand.
And honestly, I'd only smoked a small amount of meth to help me clean his bathroom.

It was all a severe overreaction.
I know I didn't have to shoot your dog - It was an accident. I was trying to shoot your cat.
Please call me back. My lawyer doesn't believe me and I need you to explain it to them so they can drop these ridiculous charges against me.

Sincerely,

F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together become
greater than the sum of both of us.
-- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4

Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ ..---___________----_____|]=D~~~~~~~~
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE